Nope, this isn’t about “Spamalot” the musical.

This is about s.p.a.m.

A lot.

I logged into my blog a few minutes ago and found 72 comments awaiting moderation.

72.

Seriously.

All dated between this past Saturday and Sunday.

What’s the point of s.p.a.m.? Seriously. What’s the point? Or better yet, is there one?

Is it just to irritate the ish out of people? Or does somebody out there really think that folks are gonna see that crap and click on the link?

I know folks whose websites have been crippled by s.p.a.m…mostly on their guestbooks. What a mess.

Thank goodness I’ve got a super-duper s.p.a.m catcher.

Kwame, Kwame, Kwame….

Sweet Jesus part the sky!!

Man. What a hot, liquefied mess this whole Kwame Kilpatrick-Christine Beatty affair has turned into.

The text messages just keep showing up digging Kilpatrick and his “homey-lover-friend” in deeper and deeper.

Foolishness. Utter foolishness. Can I tell you something? From those messages, it sounds like Chrissy was S-P-R-U-N-G. Kilpatrick may have been “sincere” (as “sincere” as a married man can be) but it comes off as classic ‘string along’ to me. Not that it matters.

The text messages have been made public because it appears to tie into the whistle-blowers case which was settled last year for $8.4 million. There appears to have been an alleged plot to reorganize the police department’s internal affairs unit without the knowledge of then Police Chief Jerry Oliver (Jerry “Former-Police-Chief-of-Richmond-VA?). Supposedly several top police officials were aware of the plan to remove Internal Affairs Chief Gary Brown.

Read the texts for yourself:
WXYZ: New Text Messages Rock City Hall

Baby who needs soap operas when all this is going on up in City Hall? Erica Kane ain’t got NOTHING on these two.

I wonder if he’s still vowing to fight this case…if he still says he’ll be exonerated…if he’s gonna have another press conference holding his wife’s hands. I’m thinking THAT might not be a good idea.

Make.It.Stop. PLEASE!!

Ya’ll thought the freaks only came out at night, huh? Well, Baby let me tell you, they also come out on PrimeTime TV (and for the record, they clock in around 8:30ish in a little hotspot I call “work” LOL)

Yes Boys and Girls, Gary Coleman is coming to primetime on May 1-2. Following in the recent footsteps of Prophetess Juanita Bynum, Coleman and his young wife will appear on “Divorce Court” with Judge Lynn Toler.

Dear God in Heaven, WHY??????

Seriously.

I understand that the marriage in “in trouble”. I can’t even feign surprise. I watched the “couple” conduct another interview not long after it was disclosed that they were married. Honestly, they didn’t appear even remotely ‘couple-like’. They never looked at each other. They never touched. And why the hell does Gary Coleman insist on talking with his frigging eyes closed?? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Why is it people keep trying to live their relationships in reverse? Coleman and his missus surely could have benefited from counseling (INDIVIDUALLY AND AS A COUPLE) BEFORE anybody said “I Do”. That’s not to say that whatever they face can’t be worked through but they’ve definitely made it a bit more difficult for themselves. Personally, they don’t appear invested in or committed enough to each other to really put in the work. *shrug*

I could be wrong. What do I know? I am, as someone trivial recently reminded me, “part of that huge statistical number re: unmarried African-American woman”. And the person who gave me this not-so-gentle reminder?

Well, let’s just say that he remains someone for whom the memory of when I DIDN’T know him is still fresh in my mind.