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Ok. Dem “P-to-da-E-to-da-T-to-da-A” ta folks is ALL DA WAY LIVE ya hear me?

Seriously?

“…swatting a fly on TV indicates he’s not perfect”, Friedrich said.

Yep, that’s a direct quote from the article. Ha! All I can do is shake my head and laugh.

The POTUS & the Fly

(I know - I haven’t posted in a minute and then when I do, it’s about flies and what not. LOL I’m working on it. Much going on & I’m trying to get back to my ‘normal’ post/schedules. I’ll get there. SOON. For real. Why you laughing? I’m serious.)

Enjoy your day!
*~* MsJayye *~*

Please don’t let this happen to you!

You walk into the lobby of your building. For the most part, things are as they normally are:

The security guard is chatting up some random chick.

There are a couple of people waiting at the ATM.

And then…you notice him.

One of the managers from upstairs. Sitting in a chair that he brought downstairs. Sipping coffee from his company mug.

With a POT of coffee next to him.

Just as comfortable as he can be.

You smile and say good morning and press on towards the elevator praying that he doesn’t do more than smile and say good morning back. Is it really necessary for folks to know that you know his name and more importantly, that he knows yours?

So you get to your desk and thank Jesus that you made it without incident. You’re at your desk when YOUR manager comes over and says, “Can I ask you a question?” You try not to laugh because you KNOW where this is headed.

“Did you see XYZ sitting in the lobby with the POT of coffee next to him?”

You respond affirmatively.

“Did you ask him WHY he was there?”

You respond negatively.

“Well, I did. He said he wanted to see his employees coming to work late AND to let THEM see HIM seeing them come in late.”

Your manager asks you why, why would anybody do this.

You smile at your manager. Your poor, sane manager. You take her by both hands and say to her, “Sweetie? CRAZY doesn’t need a reason. It never has. It never will. It just is.”

And then…you thank Jesus AND the three wise men that “The LOBBYIST” is NOT your boss.

Since the start of the year, I’ve made a very concerted effort to cook more. And I gotta admit - I’m really enjoying discovering new dishes, upgrading old favorites. I think I’ve tried at least one new recipe a week.

One of the things I realized in the process is that, I didn’t have enough fresh herbs and spices on hand so I’ve been adding to the pantry on a regular basis. I also realized that I need to invest in some more kitchen appliances and/or gadgets.

I definitely need a set of really nice pots/pans. What I have works but I want to get a set that will last over time. Same with some really great knives. Yeah, I can snag those things at a lower price but do I really want to keep replacing them? Nope. So…those things are on my list for purchasing.

In the course of a conversation with one of my friends, I mentioned wanting to invest in some kitchen gadgets and THIS is what my “friend” sent to me.

*S.I.G.H. *

To my dear friend: When I see you, you can expect a “SLAP.CHOP” of your own. Seriously. Or should I say it will make me feel “GRA.TY”. LOL

And yes - this is the “Sh*am Wow” guy.

(Why is it that the “old” gadget he holds up in this video looks so familiar to me? LOL)

“Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.”