I started this blog post yesterday while I was at work.

I woke up yesterday with “Today is the day” in my mind. The day I push through some blocks I’m having at work. The day I push through some things I’ve been putting off in my personal life. The day I knock that low-hanging fruit off my to-do lists. You know…just get some things done that I’ve been dragging around for too long. Get them done rather than changing completion dates on MS Outlook Tasks. LOL

So…after having made up my mind that “Today is the day” you know what happened right?

Monday walked right up to me, grabbed me by the collar and slammed me into the wall. Repeatedly. Then dusted itself off, hummed a little town, and sauntered off as if nothing had happened.

LOL

Ain’t THAT about a blip?!?!?

Ok, here’s the real deal:

….I got mugged yesterday….

Yes my friends, MONDAY mugged me.

Snatched me as I was walking down the steps in the parking deck. Slammed me against the wall repeatedly and beat me all day long. I glimpsed Tuesday peeking around the corner, watching out the corner of its eye, not even trying to get involved. Wednesday turned its head saying, “Shoot, they been calling me ‘Hump Day’ all my life. You try dealing with THAT. Hmph! I got enough problems of my own!”. Thursday was like, “Girl, I’m chilling, trying to catch these last few zzzzzz’s. You’ll be a’ight.”

And Friday? Well, Friday just nodded its head, smiled a little and says, “Who loves ya Baby? See, by the time I get to town, you’ll DEFINITELY be singing T-to-the-G-to-the-I-to-the-F! AND meaning it.” Saturday was all laid back, talking ’bout “not liking conflict and not messing up its reputation”. Sunday? Sunday told me, “I’m already praying for ya.”

It’s a cold cold world ya’ll.

::: peeping out my mini-blinds to be sure Monday’s gone…me & Tuesday done already come to an agreement: I ain’t bothering her, she won’t bother me. ::::

It’s a new day.

In more ways than one.

Make it count.