1. I just saw a news clip where a man was trying to snatch a woman’s purse and she was holding on for dear life. They struggled for a few minutes. The lady saws the guy had a knife to cut the strap but couldn’t get it to work. Um. Let me see if I can get this right. The man had a knife. And she was still hanging on to the purse? She is so very blessed to have walked away and tell that story.

2. So, on the tail end of all the brouhaha about the voting issues in Chesterfield County during the primary elections, there’s more. Some hearing impaired voters are complaining that the audio voice pronounced the names so badly, they didn’t know who they voted for. Here’s my question: why not use the recorded voice of the actual candidate? Wow. Now THAT is a novel concept.

3. Geraldine Ferraro. Wow. Ok, I’m not going to call her a racist. I’m not. BUT…in trying to explain herself, Gerry said what she was trying to do is “celebrate” the fact that the Black community has come out in force during this election. Um, Gerry? I won’t call you a racist…but I am gonna say you’re foolish if you think ANYBODY ANYWHERE is going to read your statement about Obama being “lucky” as reason to queue up the Electric Slide.

4. Ladies…what is up with the OTC butt injections? I shouldn’t even say “OTC” because some folks are just going to peoples’ apartments and bending over for shots from someone who is NOT a physician and without knowing what the ramifications (pardon the pun) of said shots might be. Now they’re finding out that they might not have “rock-hard abs”….but they do have a “rock-hard a**”.

5. How ’bout Obama? Love, love, love the question posed to Sen. Clinton: “How is the person in second place gonna offer a VP spot to the person in FIRST place?” Bwwwaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!

6. Eliot Spitzer. ID-DE-YET. No two ways about it. STOOOPID. His wife. *sigh*
I’m all for supporting my partner but Baby…ooooweeeeee! It would be on and popping on national TV. Mmph mmph mmph! I can’t say that I get THIS particular brand of “stand-by-your-man” mentality (or that I need to…or even want to). Forget the “public face”. How about I deal with my “private pain” first? And no one who has seen Mrs. Spitzer is buying her “standing by her man”. That woman is obviously in pain – in a deep way. She can’t even make it look any other way. And to that end, I say give up the façade and save yourself. He’s clearly all about screwing…the call girl, the State of NY…and his wife…but not in a pleasurable manner. What are they telling their daughters? Wow….

7. Now, the woman who sat on the toilet for so long, when they pried her off, her skin had fused with the toilet seat. Seriously. FOR TWO YEARS!! Her live-in boyfriend says she has some kind of phobia stemming from her childhood and she just choose not to come of out the restroom. According to him, he’d take her food, they’d talk…and stuff….I suppose he thought she was moving around in the bathroom or going in/out when he wasn’t at home. But…how long did it take for him to realize she was stuck???? Literally?? What? You don’t believe me? Trust me – not even little old me with the vivid imagination could make this up. Check it out for yourself.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/woman.in.bathroom.ap/index.html”/

8. Last week when folks were calling for Obama to “take off the gloves” and deal with the Clintons, someone called a radio show and suggested Obama go back to his Hawaiian roots and try this, “Senator Clinton, how about a nice Hawaiian punch?!” ROFL

9. Did ya’ll hear Prez. Bush say if he were younger, he’d go work in Afghanistan? How ‘bout J. Anthony Brown said “Well, he’s old enough to go to hell. We keep telling him to go but he won’t!” Bwwwwaaaahhhhhaaaaa

Enjoy your weekend!

Live DELICIOUSLY!

~ J ~